We unfortunately had two large incidents which have decimated half the population in the Lettuce Project: Operation Pinenut and Operation Granola. Due to strategic incompetence, the organizer of the Lettuce Project placed the open tank under a kitchen cupboard. Because of operator error, two large bags of pinenuts and granola fell on the lettuce sprouts at varying times of growth, eliminating half the competition.

The organizer of the Lettuce Project fully admits to her moronic actions and has removed the project from underneath the kitchen cupboards. The move to the living room shelf took less than five minutes and hopefully did not traumatize the sprouts too much.

Organizer over and out.

Labels: gardening, lettuce project