Jen is a vibrant young supermodel who drives an expensive sportscar one hundred miles per hour around sixty degree turns. She always takes baths with attendants hovering around the massive tub carting deluxe towels, cold glasses of champagne, and more bath salts. She has nary a wrinkle, nary a flab, and a massive rack.

The real Jen was born on a cold winter's day (February 3rd to be exact) and is somewhere in her early to mid twenties. She has two children (born June 25, 2004 and July 14, 2006) who delight in driving her batty. The real Jen also enjoys baths, but does so with ear plugs in to get some peace. She occasionally drinks some wine in the bath, but never has attendants hovering, unless you count the aforementioned children.

The real Jen has a multitude of hobbies, but does not have a sports car. She scrapbooks, gardens (indoor and out), takes crappy pictures, plays computer games, and reads the library to the ground. She also has a weird fascination with brewing beer and cooking from scratch.

Who is Aaron, you ask? Well, he's a fascinatingly strange creature who may some day tell you a little about himself. But I wouldn't hold your breath.